“No Decaf” Oversized T-shirt
(a.k.a. the ultimate breakup note to fake coffee ☕💔)

💥 Because life’s too short for toxic relationships and decaf is definitely one of them.

This tee features our badass little coffee mug kicking “Decaf” to the curb, printed with the quote “Decaf? Sorry, I don’t do toxic relationships”. Equal parts funny, petty, and totally relatable. This one’s for caffeine addicts who refuse to settle for less than the real deal.

Why you need it:

• Oversized, streetwear-approved fit
• Super-soft cotton that feels as good as your first sip of coffee
• The ultimate icebreaker for fellow caffeine junkies
• Mood: Savage, but make it cozy
• Perfect for Mondays, hangovers & situationships

💡 Pro tip: Wear this on coffee runs—it’s basically a PSA to avoid small talk and small mugs.